Saturday. The Bang. Made paper hand cut-out turkeys with hot pink features. Named him Lurky Turkey. Danced in my spot. Noticed fluorescent tape was added to the edges of the speaker under which I usually dance. Wonder if it’s because they thought I might run in to it some day. Probably not a bad idea. Short stack in the wee small hours of the morning. BACON.
Last minute attempt at creating a “Pilgrim” outfit. It may have backfired. I more closely resemble a 2nd grade teacher. A pilgrim/2nd grade teacher who wears fishnet stockings. Oh well. I tried. Forgot to wear my hat to the Pig. Left it in the car. Double backfire. Ahh well. Whatchu gon’ do? Eat bacon, I guess.